Get Ready For Greatness
If the Hetalia boys had tumblrs
Germany: weapons bc they're cool, German scenery, technology pm. Also babysits Italy.
Italy: cats, food, pretty ladies, pretty men.
Japan: sushi recipes, anime, horror stories, games
China: really old quotes. Pandas. Hello Kitty.
Greece: architecture, indirectly bashes on Turkey's blog, cats, quotes about the meaning of life
France: Paris, beautiful women, gorgeous men, fashion, food, occasionally softcore porn, lots of pictures of England.
Prussia: he got banned from the website
Spain: history, football, Mediterranean scenery, cute animals, sweets
Romano: he runs a fashion blog that frequently features shots of Spain in random daily life. Many being shirtless. But it's fashion. Fashion blog.
Hungary: cute yaoi, traveling, cute yuri, cute couples in general tbh. Also piano music bc Austria got her addicted
Belgium: sweets for the most part. And recipes.
Netherlands: hipster af. Look at this beautiful water bottle I stole from a kid today. Cigarettes.
Turkey: SENDS ANON HATE TO EVERYBODY BC WHY NOT
England: quotes that passive aggressively scream "I'm really fucking lonely send me asks". He also runs a side blog that reviews brands of tea. He also goes through America's blog everyday because he wants to see if America ever says anything that could be indirectly about him. He does the same thing to France.
Lichtenstein: harcore porn blog.
Austria: music mostly. But he also reblogs a lot of world problems so he has blackmail material.
Denmark: pastries, history, landscapes, recipes. Has a side blog dedicated to sneaky pictures of Lukas's ass.
Norway: mythical creatures, stones with healing properties, pretty hipster actually.
Finland: dogs, holidays, outer space.
Iceland: has a really popular blog actually. It discusses world issues and how to manage money. Also a lot of nature. Nobody knows his url though. He refuses for anybody to find him.
Finland: cute animals, scenery, quotes. Pictures of him and Sweden.
Sweden: bl. A lot of bl. And bunnies.
Russia: mostly cats and flowers. He just really likes cats and flowers. Also lots of pastel stuff.
Poland and Lithuania: run a joint blog about condom safety and safe sex
Sealand: SENDS ASKS TO EVERYBODY LITERALLY EVERYDAY SOMEBODY TAKE AWAY HIS INTERNET
America: FREEDOM. Food. Likes to troll people's blogs. Reblogs the American flag and it's meaning just to rub it in England's face. Nobody really likes his blog and he gets a lot of anon hate.
Canada: hipster. Usually gets 100+ notes on his selfies bc he's hot. Also sjw.

This made me laugh so hard. LMFAO.

my-bloody:

I saw this and I couldn’t resist.

my-bloody:

I saw this and I couldn’t resist.

heartofhetalia:

ひざかかかかっくん
Pixiv ID: 11955469Member: ダメ山 角子

heartofhetalia:

ひざかかかかっくん
Pixiv ID: 11955469
Member: ダメ山 角子
tiramisu-with-chocolate:

franceby tadanokuuki
tiravel:

Source

365daysofhorror:

Horror stars from IKEA

tio-sempaii:

arotafnin-covenant:

ajajjajajaja que tiernos!!!

What’s this I want them/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it